I finally found the photo at Michelle Malkin's site.
I was watching the local news last night and they kept teasing the story attached to this photo. The teaser left me to my own devices to fill in the blanks. Those who know me know that my devices are some strange, unnatural things, so here are the first two responses:
1. Sneaking into a party in the cake is so passé.
2. A kid in desperate need of a suger rush needs no stinking bats.