Michael Jackson in Berlin

I suppose that if anyone comes close to looking like the Aryan ideal (just wait for the blonde hair) it would be ol' Jacko. Evidently dangling a baby out the window is as good of a hello as any in those parts.

"No one in Germany ever let him down during the trial," he (Jackson adviser Shawn Andrews) said.

I feel that it would be entirely redundant to make a crack about David Hasselhoff at this point.