Tuesday, March 09, 2004

I'll Stop Laughing any Minute Now

Oh, Dear Lord, can You please deliver us from politicians bound and determined to make California the laughing stock of the world?

State Sen. John Vasconcellos is obviously aClass II Granola Californian . The various classees of Granola Californian are:

Class I: Fruit
Class II: Nut
Class III: Flake

Here's a clue for the clueless: Teenagers are idiots. I most certainly was a Teenage Idiot. They are in the process of learning about how to get along in the world, and can not be relied upon to hold up to the full burden of responsibility that we demand adults to carry. Hell, I know more than a few "adults" who still can't figure that out.

Fortunately, this idea has about the same chances of passing as John Ashcroft had of passing that gall stone through his pancreas. And even if it did, you can figure that American Idol would still get better turn out than American Presidnet.

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