Here are some examples of offenses you would have to report to the police within 24 hours:
* You see someone you know pass a joint to a 20-year old college student.
* Your cousin mentions that he bought Ecstasy for some of his college friends.
* You find out that your brother, who has kids, recently bought a small amount of marijuana to share with his wife.
* Your substance-abusing daughter recently begged her boyfriend to find her some drugs even though they're both in drug treatment.
Remember: Nothing is outside of the government sphere if it is "For the Children". And it was the Republicans who were mocking Hillary Clinton for the "It takes a village" meme?