Back in my pizza delivery days, I could usually hope for three bucks per delivery, regardless of the size of the order. For that, I wouldn't make a delivery if there were a slightly irritated poodle in the yard. The people of Florida must have a greater appreciation for pizza delivery. At least those who don't try to shoot the delivery guy have that appreciation. In return, this pizza guy continued his rounds even after being shot.
I sure hope that Hungry Howie's Pizza offers medical coverage, or at least gives a serious discount if the driver bleeds on it on the way to your house.
Link via Dave Barry