This report (windows media file) is a spoof worthy of the Daily Show, although the Daily Show's live audience makes up for the lack of a laugh track.
I believe that the war on drugs is fundamentally hurtful to the fabric of our society. Then again, I still think that the burning of drug caches should be publicly announced they way they do Grateful Dead cover band festivals. Better yet, throw the drugs in ovens so that they form easily disposable brownie-like bricks. Just a suggestion.
Link via Dave Barry