My Criminal Role-Models

Be on the lookout for a pair of British scofflaws coming to the United States. The best these guys could hope for in monetary terms would be a book deal detailing their trek across the country breaking stupid laws. I simply say thank god that I don't have the inclination to ride a bike in a swimming pool, although I do confess to swearing at a miniature golf course (I assume that is what crazy-golf is translated from the British).