Bill Clinton has been hospitalized and will undergo a quadruple bypass this coming tuesday. (Evidently he can't get cardiac surgeons to work Labor Day.) I know that if it was me or one of my loved ones facing this, I would be beside myself, so my best wishes are going to Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea.
In recognition of the sobriety of this event, I shall not write out the various conspiritorial ideas my cynical mind are churning out. Its the least I cold do.